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Back in Reality

Can someone explain to me where these women are in the Enzyte (and other ED commercials) are? Because I’m pretty sure that it is all a sham. Normally people don’t go around in public bragging about their hard-on. And when they do, they are considered huge perverts and maybe even arrested for sexual harassment. Apparently in Enzyte land, all of the women at your workplace and backyard party will just be lining up to sit on your lap when they find out you can get it up. Ya… that seems realistic. Maybe we should put that to the test? Just …

That's Not Helpful

Any of you watching TV in the last 5 years have no doubt seen all of the “free credit report” and “free credit score” commercials. Essentially offering PAID credit monitoring services with free access to your score or report. They really aren’t free… you’re just getting a “trial” of the monitoring service and then can access the report and score during the trial. If you do not cancel within a certain time frame, you get hit with something like $30/month for the monitoring service. Well I noticed recently that Ben Stein is now selling out for one of these services. …

TV Pisses Me Off

I hate TV more and more. I can’t really pinpoint what initially created my distaste for everyday TV… but I know what sparked it recently. Well it could have been a couple things, actually. I think it started with the blatant and ridiculous Subway commercial in the middle of Chuck. No, not in the middle of a commercial break… in the middle of the FUCKING EPISODE. You can check out what I’m referring to on Youtube. It was ridiculous. I can understand (and cope with) commercials during the commercial breaks. I can also accept some subtle product placement in TV …

DMV Bullshit

Most people that know me know of my license plate as well. It’s kinda funny. I bought it on a whim, considering it passed the online availability test… truthfully I didn’t even expect it to arrive in the mail. They filter everything going out to make sure it’s still OK. So it passed 2 checks to make it to me. BTW… the one I used to have and am referring to was WTFLOL (if you really don’t know, it’s “what the fuck, laugh out loud”), see the pic. Imagine my surprise recently to receive a set of license plates in …