Not too long ago I shared what I believed was one of the better spam comments I've found on my website. Not for what it was advertising... but for what it was, or was not doing or saying. I really don't know. You'd have to go read it.
Anyway, I think I found another gem today in the spam comments of my other project:
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Uh... what? Other than this person really enjoying my content... wtf? If you can decipher that, you deserve a cookie. Or five.