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Just admit it people...

If you were trying to find some good free porn on the internet, "accidentally" downloaded some special "viewer" from a random website and now are infested with all sorts of spyware... DO NOT tell the computer people fixing your system that you were just trying to watch the news on CNN or something.

We know you're lying. CNN does not infect you with spyware. Random, unsafe porn sites and their 'free players' and 'codecs' do.

I don't care if you are embarrassed about it or don't want to get in trouble because you were using your corporate laptop to do it. Just be honest. We know it's a lie. You know it's a lie. Let's just tell the truth and move past it like adults.

Sure, we'll probably snicker and laugh at you when you leave for being dumb enough to download something like that - but at least we won't do it to your face, right? OK, so we'll be snickering and laughing at you whether you tell the truth or not - but at least if you tell the truth, you'll feel better about yourself, right?

OK, maybe not. Then other people know you're into smut and the world is going to end, right? Ya, not so much. But whatever rocks your boat man. Just know that there are better ways...

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